Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.
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Asexual, bi romantic socially awkward teenager who has read The Fault in Our Stars way to many times and obsesses over fall out boy and my chemical romance.
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fuckyeahdisneyfacecharacters:

FuckYeahDisneyFaceCharacters Cosplay Give Away!!!

The winner will receive a cosplay costume of any Disney Character of their choice (cost- $100-$250)

 I really appreciate all the support i’ve gotten on this blog and want to thank all you amazing people by giving an amazing costume away! It’s perfect for anyone with a face character obsession (like myself!!!) If you are the winner, you get to select a character and i will provide you with all the options within the price range for that characters costume.

The costume will be purchased online by me from cosplay companies based out of China. If you are the winner, i will provide you with the sizing chart and you can let me know what size to order so it will fit you nicely!

I want to emphasize that I can not guarantee that the item you receive will look exactly like the item in the picture you select. I will obviously order the item with the picture you choose- but you never know what you will actually get…

The rules

  1. Must be following me to be entered in the costume give away
  2. If you want, you can follow my main blog (it’s not predominantly Disney, but i do post Disney stuff a lot!). If you are following this blog, you will also win a wig for the character- details on giveaway page* ($20-$30)
  3. Reblogs count only (not likes!)
  4. Your name will be put in as many times as you reblog
  5. Giveaway Blogs do not count- be cool. I will definitely check
  6. You cannot delete the text
  7. I will be messaging you from my main blog, pawnee-parks-and-rec because tumblr still doesn’t let you select which blog you send messages from
  8. your ask box must be open- if it is not, i will select a new winner.
  9. You must respond within 24 hours- otherwise i will select a new winner

The winner will be selected randomly on Friday, May 23rd 2014 (in the evening) using an online random picker

You can keep reblogging until i make a post on my blog announcing the winner

If you have any questions about the give away, let me know!

I Ship anywhere worldwide!

Good luck!

I have a whole page about the give away with other costume examples and details on the wig here

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

rumbelleriversong:

ok guys so i need to clean out my gif folder but i have some gems in here so heres what im gonna fo

the first 3337 people to reblog this will get a totally random gif in their inbox

obviously if you dont have your submission box open i cant send you one but ill drop you an ask saying it wasnt open

if i have a gif that goes with your blog i may give you that one

I will do this until im out of gifs to give

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rjalker:

Just a thing to prove to my mom.

Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.

If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.

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milkyweii:

My 3rd  giveaway | 3ds XL PINK GiVEAWAY  with fvckmeoppa

(won’t be doing any other giveaways for awhile after this one)

Giveaway ends on April 13th, 2014 (Khmer New Years~) @10pm Pacific time.

International shipping is provided 

PLEASE NOTE THE 3DS XL PINK IS FROM NORTH AMERICA, SO YES THERE IS A REGION LOCK. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU AREN’T PART OF THE NORTH AMERICA REGION IT MIGHT BE NOT WORTH IT FOR YOU. SO LOOK UP THE REGION LOCK IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

Rules : 

  • must be following  milkyweii & fvckmeoppa [why? because she’s a twat]
  • no giveaway blogs, [ಠ_ಠ we will check archives]
  • you can reblog as much as you like & like this post as an entry
  • have your ask box open so we can msg you if you win
  • you must be willing to give us your address so we can mail you the items if you win, if you’re younger than the age of 18, please have permission from your parents or guardian to give only 1 winner.

How we will choose the winner:

  • We will be using random.org to pick the winner~
  • We will msg the winner and after 24 hours if there is no reply, We will choose a new winner.
  • Tracker will be provided with the package.

If I have extra money by the end of march, i’ll buy you a 3ds game of your choice  to go along with the 3ds XL pink.

Links to seals on box;

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                          Good luck ~  (: